Doors and Sardines

ObservaTorys by Tory Shulman
www.toryshulman.com

“Think of the first night as the dress rehearsal. If we can just get through the play once tonight - for doors and sardines.
That’s what it’s all about, doors and sardines. Getting on, getting off. Getting the sardines on, getting the sardines off.
That’s farce. That’s theatre. That’s life.”
--Noises Off

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    Color me Crayon—that’s gorge!

     
     
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    Is this aisle open? For my balls?

     
     
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    Naan Naan naan naan naan naan naan naan…
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    Moving walkways are a thing of the past wheeee!

     
     
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    I honestly think he asks himself this question daily

     
     
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